Hoping for outliers

I've never posted a drawing of mine anywhere, with good reason, as you'll soon see. But about a year ago I was having a conversation with my grandmother, who asked me why I was single. I described this to her and she burst out laughing, something which her Parkinson's doesn't allow her to do much of, so I thought I'd post it here. I don't necessarily believe this to be true, but sometimes it feels true...

Perry: The graph-iteer